Me: At the last Muse show, I was a few feet away from Jared Leto. He's such a douchebag, but he's so hot! It confuses my brain when I look at him.
Heather: You could just have angry sex with him.
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Heather to random guy as she stumbles on the lawn: Don't laugh at me!! You're eating a hot dog by yourself!
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Aww, we were a few few away from him at the show in April too!
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