Psycho

I always seem to focus on the sound the knife makes in the movie. I wonder what they used to create the noise.

I know what boys like. I know what guys want...

...and it sure as hell isn't that fugly girl who sings that song. Talk about delusional.

Botox

So I noticed today that I furrow my brow when I drive. I hate driving and it makes me sad, creating a weird bump on my forhead. Do I preserve my face or show emotion? I mean, I can always carry photos of emoticons in my purse right?

Seperation Anxiety

I lost a hair extension earlier this week. I can't seem to part ways with it. It's been sitting on my desk for days. I occasionally pick it up, brush it and talk to it. I can't understand it. It's not like I grew it. It was probably stolen off some poor womans head in a third world country. Wherever that poor woman is, I hope she knows I appreciate her hair. I also want to know her secret to growing purple hair.