Me: I went to a bbq today. My friends were showing off their new baby. She was telling labor stories. I'm never having a baby.
Val: It's gross. To hell with that nonsense.
Me: I'm adopting for sure. Even if I'm a bad parent, I can always be like "well at least you have a mom and a home. I could have left you in an orphanage all your life"
Val: Haha, wow. At least you look at the bright side of everything. You will definitely be known as a devoted wife and mother.
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